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Eksena: JS is on his way to school. Eh may riles ng PNR silang nadaan at may tren na dumaan.
Eksena: JS is on his way to school. Eh may riles ng PNR silang nadaan at may tren na dumaan.
JS: Hello driver, can you please make it bilis baka ma-late ako sa class ko today?
Driver: Yis ser, weyt lang ho. The treyn is slow ho kasi, Ay kannot kroz da reil traks we mayt bumb to da treyn hence we’ll bi ded ser.
JS: Can you please stop that English of yours?! It’s too irritating in my ears. Do not force yourself to speak my language, pathetic driver.
Driver: Huway ser?! Iz der samting rong with my ispiking? Or iz der samting rong with yor breyn? If yu ar intelligent enaf ser yu sud bi using da awto-korek panksyon of yor big hed in order por yu to understand mi. If yu faynd my ispiking too irritating well it’s yur problem ser. En koreksyon ser, Ay em nat porcing mayselp, ay jaz paynd this wey da best wey por yu to anderstand mi—thus, am simply being social to you idiot! Hab yu not read at lizt huwan work of Wittgenstein? Language por him is like a geym ser, one sud know the rules op da geym. If yu dunat know da rules, yu ar dead sure loser. And am jaz playing yur game ser, it seems that yu kennat likewise play yor bery own geym. If a lion cud only speak too, do yu think yu ken anderstand him? Lastly ser, if yu kennat stand my ispiking enimore den resign as my boss na lang! (sabay dirty finger)
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